END OF DAYS.....!!!! THE PLIGHT OF A NOBODY

Mango Shake is only as good as it tastes no matter how much effort you put in blending it. Conversely if it tastes good then no one don't care how I made it........

I hold the most inconsequential post on the GSB so much so that I am left out of most official communications..or so I thought. Parties rock the junta on campus and I am pelted with rocks till the party is through.

Excerpts of the converstaions that I have been having with the general public over the last few days......NJOI
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Miss Phoney Surana: Hey SEC (Social Events Coordinator) what the hell are you doing...people don't party without booze and you have chosen ATRIUM as the venue...

SEC: Madame, one of your raajputaani's told me that she might get wet JUST IN CASE IT RAINS....!!!

Miss Khasti Kashti: WHAT!!! ATRIUM....

SEC: Refer answer to Miss Surana....

Miss Birdie: Kya yaar, mirror pool main agar party raakhega to meri saree geeli ho jayegi..

SEC: Mera bhi to kurta geela ho sakta hai..... ;-)


Bandit King: As such you keep all the parties in SV2 and now that you are having one here you have an Antakshari...NO DJ..SHE/J

SEC: Wait till one of the best DJs on town rocks you nightbird...!!

Mr. Chhotu Khotwani: Arree bhai koi hai...Meri biwi bimaar hai...aye bhaii....Agar tumne mere ghar ke neeche party keee to main dekh loonga...I will have to contact the authorities...

SEC: TUJHE JO KARNA HAI KARLE.........

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hahahahahahahaahaahaa...i have the last laugh though coz the mango shake tasted good didn't it ??

One feels miserable when his patented technology becomes common knowledge but he feels good about the fact the fruits his tree are being consumed for the larger good....

I never knew that the Rajput-Model concept that I coined a long time back would catch on to the extent that it would bring this place to the brink of war. Sher of the day, song dedications and harbinger attributions...all directed towards the Rajputs. Morons, it was meant to be a joke, don't make an issue out of it......For heavans sake don't vertiaclly split this place.....I repent having used the analogy in the first place........

Time is a great healer, they say...that is, if you want to be cured but mera kuch nahi ho sakta. You never know when you are in love....and...you never know when you are out of it. But emperical evidence suggests that for a normal model college guy, it takes 10 times as much time to fall out of love than falling into it. The figures are a lot smaller for Rajputs though.... or perhaps its not love in the first place...

AT IT AGAIN.....!!!!

Signing off............

PS: Not a spare tyre no more